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looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

ckents:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

#good old voldy

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if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor